Declare a moratorium on common sense.
Let all multi-millionaires be homeless and hungry for a day.
Let roosters and chickens all have their say.
Televise the parade of Snowmen from Miami Beach
And replace the Super Bowl with the Pleasantville Croquet Finals,
While requiring all players to quaff half a bottle of whiskey before play.
Let us know who grew the largest canine teeth in the USA
And where the most beautiful mallard ducks swim.
Ban all autos from all cities and towns for one day a year.
Give every citizen a Thanksgiving turkey
And every child a full day’s worth of sheer play.
And since a serious note has here been struck,
Open the Southern Border to refugees
From drug cartels, malnutrition, and hunger,
For we are those who set the example
Of freedom in this world—or not?